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Almere is a city that was built in the 1950s to be the ideal city, however it is a total fail. If you live in Almere you probably a gangster.
Bob: 'Hey, man I'm going to Almere.'
Joe: 'Don't get shot dude!'
by starrynight12345678 January 15, 2012

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