Astonian

An Astonian is a Welsh creature that is rumoured to live around south Wales. It is not known if they exist or not but at least one has being said to be spotted by local people.

Ancient proverb says they move from place to place in green objects that resemble Mini's. This method of transport is new to them and they are having trouble using it.

Person 1- did you that Astonian, he span like crazy?

Person 2 - Lol - Do you beleive they exist dude.

Astonian by MLJ1991 July 13, 2009

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The Allstonians

A kinda ska sounding band, who sings the song "Emily Slumber", which has a very sweet and fun melody and lyrics.

"Emily slumber sleeps through the haze of a long lonely June sfternoon, she doesn't number all of her days or the nights that she spends with the moon...by The Allstonians"

The Allstonians by luckyem April 6, 2009

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The Allstonians • Alostonian • Astonian • aylestonians

Alostonian

People of the town of Alosta. The town of Alosta lies in the Foothills of the San Gabriel mountains near Glendora. The town only exists on the books of the California Land Management.

Fellow Alostonian's we have an new beer to taste

Alostonian by breweradams May 20, 2017

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aylestonians

Also known as the Stones. A fight club pretending to be a rugby club in Leicester just off the Saffron Lane. Members claim to back each other and tatto0 themselves with the club badge, yet would shank each other in the back for a packet of crisps.

Going down the Stones,
I don't want to go dog shit park for the Aylestonians

aylestonians by New Breed Wizard December 16, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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