A woman who enjoys the taste of another womans vagina.
A female who plays softball, wears flannel, maintains a mullet/short "spike" cut, hates men, fears the dong.
"Pat is clearly an "Albeiter", as she much resembles "Al" from Tool Time.
To get elevated by the use of battery operated egg shaped vibrators to the point- where unbenounced to him she is fixing to shoot a fountain of moistness on the unshavin face of a stoned tube pullin fool only to say (DUDE)
( DUDE! SHE BLASTED ME WITH BRITCHES, she was ok then (all of a sudden she just shot this hot jizz in my eye, And i had just cleaned my glasses) SHE`s A REAL FREAK!!!!!