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Allah-u Akhbar

Means “God Is Great”. It can be used in 2 ways

1: To signify actual thank for god
2: To yell at everyone before exploding a major building
Sc. 1
*Muslim Guy gets a good grade*
Muslim Guy: Allah-u Akhbar, I thank god for giving me that grade

Sc. 2:
Terrorist Muslim Guy: “ALLAH-U AKHBAR!”
*Terrorist Muslim Guy blows up a major building*
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Allah hu Akhbar 

When Allahs Worshippers think they are helping you out when bombing themselves and killing half the population of iraq while suiciding
At a party - Allah hu Akhbar , Everyone dies a painful death

Allah Akbar 

A saying uncommonly used by misguided airplane pilots
Allah Akbar by im on crack rn January 27, 2023

Allah Akbar 

What you say before bombing something or someone.
Jack: Hey, go blow up that police station.
Kyle: ok, ALLAH AKBAR!

Allah Akbar 

What Jamal yelled when delivering pizza to towers by plane
Allah Akbar here's your pizza
Allah Akbar by Graspmefirmly April 24, 2019

Allah Akbar 

What you say to a paper like NYT or any corporation when it finally realizes that its woke-nap wasn't real and that they have been living in Elmo's world for far too long.
Allah Akbar. The NYT finally admitted that the Hunter Biden laptop was not Russian disinformation
Allah Akbar by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2022

Allah Akbar 

1. Transliteration of the common Arabic phrase, "الله أكبر" meaning "God is Great";
2. An expression of faith and love of God similar in meaning and character to the Christian expression, "Praise the Lord"
Host: Did you enjoy your meal?
Guest: Yes, it was delicious. Allah Akbar
Allah Akbar by Miimno October 14, 2008