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Aliyahism 

the practice of bowing down and loving Aliyah Cline for the rest of one's life. Aliyah, the goddess of all, is a good natured, guitar playing, sexy spirit who kicks ass. She encourages fun times, openmindedness, hippies, nag champa insence, and reading, writing, and music. Aliyahism is one of the most cultures religions of the 20th century.
Everyone practices Aliyahism in order to be happy, free, and non-religous.
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Aaliyahism 

Aaliyahism
The irrational disappointment of achievements just shy of perfection.
Example:
Teacher: Why is your test not signed!
Student: My mother refused to. She was disappointed that I only got 98,5%.
Teacher: Is she suffering from aaliyahism.
Student: I know right!
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You know… just like somehow making it through life in a weird way
You know for Aliyahing they're doing okay.
Aliyahing by SejasG October 11, 2022
You know… just like somehow making it through life in a weird way
You know for Aliyahing they're doing okay.
Aliyahing by SejasG October 11, 2022

Aliyiyism 

Aliyiyism, also called the Aliyite Tariqa or Aliyite Sufi Order, is a Sufi movement within Zaydi Shia Islam that traces its origins back to Sufi Muslims in Northern Nigeria as well as the Yoruba people and the Orishas, during the time of the Sokoto Caliphate.
Aliyiyism teaches that Orisha Ogun is one with Imam Ali, Orisha Obatallah is one with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus and Ali both are of one essence while being two different individuals.
When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.
Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.
Allahism by fjjen June 26, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026