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alisdaire

A fart you hold in that subsequently erupts inside of your body. Usually occurs when you're in a situation when you don't want somebody to hear you fart.
"I didn't want to fart in front of my boyfriend's parents, so I alisdaired instead."
"Good thing I alisadaired or else I would have sharted."
by poopkitten March 27, 2012
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Alisdair

An extremely hot, funny, sexy, intelligent, quick-witted, polite, sweet, talented, well-endowed British guy.
I went on a hot date last night with an amazing guy, he was such an Alisdair!
by alovernotafighter February 3, 2010
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