Ashburton 

The tourism and adventure capital of New Zealand. Founded in 1876 by two transvestite hookers, an old guy and a dog that played basketball because it wasn't against the rules, Ashburton quickly became known for excitement, prostitution and backgammon. Recently it has developed into a sprawling cityscape, and has plans to hold the New Zealand national sheep-boxing competition.

Ashburton is the old-people meat export capital of the world.

Ashburton by Jitterwyser May 26, 2009

alburtus 

One who consistently rocks that shit, whatever it is, cooking, work, sex, whatever. Often having a monster cock and fucks like a machine. Exceptionally sweet, often an empath, but should not be considered weak lest he make you wish you were dead.

This guy must be an Alburtus.

He just Alburtused that shit.

alburtus by archimedes2499 April 16, 2014

Alburtis

Majorly shit ass town in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. Draws old farts in with country night. A recent cop who moved in and made a curfew, absolutely not fun anymore. The people who live there are all jerks, mostly. And is second to the name 'atown"

all the people who live in Alburtis
most of them jerks, stoners, and people who will never amount to anything.

Alburtis by Sydneyyyyy B September 1, 2009

Dirty alburt 

When a female promise’s a blow job the refuses to honor her end of the bargain usually by saying where’s the proof

Yeah man last night was great but alley pulled a dirty alburt on me

Dirty alburt by Wade edwards March 12, 2022