Algonquian Handshake 

A term used in international politics, often by western diplomats, to threaten the use of Tomahawk missiles as a response to an adversary.

If Bashar Al-Assad uses chemical weapons against civilians again, we'll give him another big ole Algonquian handshake.

Algonquian Handshake by The Independent Diplomat April 13, 2017

Algonquin Slow Cooker 

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.

Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

Algonquin Slow Cooker by Raul (comes out at night) January 12, 2012

Algonquin stink bomb 

After sex in Illinois the person doing an Algonquin stink bomb will rip ass

Ew porker totally let out an Algonquin stink bomb

Algonquin stink bomb by Algonquinsc February 10, 2023

Algonquin Feather 

The Act of Taking a Suction Dildo and Suctioning to Males Head and Proceed to Vaginal Intercourse While making the Algonquin Warcry (ALA LA LALALA IIIIEEE)

A: "Wow, Did you hear about Sam?"
B: "No, What?"
A: "He totally stuck the suction dildo to his head and gave her the Algonquin Feather!"
B: "Wow, that is so bad ass!"

Algonquin Feather by ChocolateEmu August 11, 2010

Algonquin middle school 

A shitty school where none of the teachers care about you. Especially the principal and counselors. You get lunch detention or detention for the most retarded reasons. And dress coded for just showing 1 mm of ur stomach. Most of the kids there are dumbasses and in class watching them try to get the answer right is annoying asf. Especially when the question is hella easy.

Person 1- “I hate my school.”
Person 2-“ What school do you go to?”
Person 1-“ Algonquin Middle School”
Person 2-“ Oh shit that school sucks no wonder you hate it.”

Algonquin middle school by It’s me Boiiiii September 30, 2019

Algonquin 

A town in Illinois. there's nothing to do here, so all we do is smoke & drink & go to mcdonalds. A lot of fake ass bitches here that think they run shit. Most people want to get the fuck out of here.

Me: Hey, i live in Algonquin
whoever: what do you do there?
Me: Fucking nothingg!!!!

Algonquin by brittneyd April 11, 2012

Algonquin Trout Tickler

The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...

Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!

Algonquin Trout Tickler by ChocolateEmu September 10, 2010