The Act of Taking a Suction Dildo and Suctioning to Males Head and Proceed to Vaginal Intercourse While making the Algonquin Warcry (ALA LA LALALA IIIIEEE)
A: "Wow, Did you hear about Sam?"
B: "No, What?"
A: "He totally stuck the suction dildo to his head and gave her the Algonquin Feather!"
B: "Wow, that is so bad ass!"
Used to Help identify anything pertaining to the wilderness, forest, or outdoors in a sexual or perverse way.
Mike: Did you guys really do it Algonquin style?
Steve: Yeah man, she totally had never it done it outside before!
Mike: Wow Bro, that awesome being in nature like that and shit!
The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...
Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!
After one shits, they than wait a day and come back to pile of skat. After skat has become semi-harden one than proceeds to draw the future or current events.
Steve: Mike why are we walking out here?
Mike: Well I took a huge shit, and as part of the Algonquin Cave Painting I need to wait a day so I can start my painting!
Steve: Oh well, I leave my first pile here than and we'll come back tomorrow than!
While out in nature when a woman is having her period and is out of tampons, she than finds the most SPONGE like pinecone and proceeds to use it as a Tampon.
Mary: Her Courtney do you have an extra tampon?
Courtney: NO, i'm not on the rag this week, but why dont you just rock the "Algonquin Tampon?"
Mary: Oh! Silly me, I can't believe I forgot about the Algonquin Tampon haha! I normally look forward to them when I go camping!