Scenario 1
"Oh G, I got sumthin to tell you"
"What be it
cunt?"
"Bro I fucked your sister last night"
"Alguds"
Scenario 2
"Yo fuck yo
cunt, what be my nigga?"
"Nuffin much cuz, just raxed this
faggot's phone, stupid fuck left it on a fuckin bench"
"Ow that's my phone cunt!"
"Fuck you bitch, its mine now cunt"
"Alguds"