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1.
Name of a high end Italian professional hair color line that can be used in place of the word shit or dump when in a classy setting and you need to discuss poop or shit but are in mixed company.
Oh Aretha Franklin, I took a serious alfaparf last night after that cheese platter at the jefferson!
by tripstar April 29, 2009

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