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i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

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I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.
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Alexander II

Top Bloke, loves a cheeky nandos with the serfs, but his dad is a complete bantasaurus rex
Lenin was nothing like Alexander II
Alexander II by Corkers May 19, 2015

alexander ivanov 

A Russian boy who blames Asia for Russia's average penis size being small
You are such an alexander ivanov blaming the ling-lows

alexander isaac rocha 

A guy that will care for you in the good and bad. he never lets you down at any cause. A professional at playing the cello, and guitar. Has v nice hair like oml. looks like vic fuentes mixed with a bit of oliver sykes and some kellin quinn. owes me food.he can be a shitty person sometimes but that won't stop people from loving him, especially me. :))
"omg did you see alexander isaac rocha today? He looks gr8 in plaid shirts! ! ! "

Alexander is Square 

He's square, thats kinda it...

Alexander Infante 

Small man who brags about his quads
Bro shut the up you sound exactly like Alexander Infante

just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit 

Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!

Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin