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1. The inability to begin fornication (esp. with one's long term / weight gained significant other) without the introduction of alcoholic substances.

2. One who becomes a raging barrel of hormones after becoming even slightly inebriated.

Also: Alcohorn, Alcohornism
1. Neil's an alcohornic who rarely even goes near his girlfriend Debby unless he's had a few... he might be gay and/or cheating on her.

2. Dude, you'll totally get a sexing from Jeannie tonight after you feed her some Grey and Tonics, she's an alcohornic.
by deebsie May 09, 2008
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