by Pseudonym March 28, 2005
by melissadpm February 17, 2010
A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).
by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2003
The intoxicating substance found in beer and liquor; known to cause rambling, dizziness, delirium, euphoria, vomitting, unconsciousness, and death (usually in that order); often used in seduction
by Alcohizzol December 6, 2003
Mood altering drug usually obtained from fermentation of carbohydates by yeast. Users come into three main categories:
1. Responsible and limited. the wine you get at meals or social events where everyone has aliitle and it helps to relax.
2. Responisble and unlimited. Drink usually round someones house, usually by mettlers or greebos where evryone gets complately drunk and wakes up the next day with splitting headache drpaed over a chair with no damage to the surroundings.
3. Irresponsible and unlimited. usually pikeys or townies, get completely drunk, take a car or some other forma of vandalism occurs and then wake up next morning covered in puke and/or blood in a cell.
See the difference?
1. Responsible and limited. the wine you get at meals or social events where everyone has aliitle and it helps to relax.
2. Responisble and unlimited. Drink usually round someones house, usually by mettlers or greebos where evryone gets complately drunk and wakes up the next day with splitting headache drpaed over a chair with no damage to the surroundings.
3. Irresponsible and unlimited. usually pikeys or townies, get completely drunk, take a car or some other forma of vandalism occurs and then wake up next morning covered in puke and/or blood in a cell.
See the difference?
did u see the bus stop? some mindless cunts got drunk and wrecked so people cant use it. stupid townies.
by hairbear May 3, 2004
Thank God for alcohol!
by bicyclethieff December 30, 2008
"I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size.
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol" --Brad Paisley, my hero.
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size.
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol" --Brad Paisley, my hero.
by Christicles August 22, 2006