alcheheimers 

the combined effect of too much alcohol and/or an actual medical condition that causes one to forget all sorts of stuff from daily appointments, people's names, picking your kids up at school etc...

I wish I could remember where I put my phone 20 minutes ago, my alcheheimers is getting worse.

alcheheimers by keysfood February 28, 2010

alkahimers 

A pseudomedical condition that describes an aged drunkard, especially one who is quite forgetful, whenever it comes to remembering his or her thoughts.

Hey, that chick is someone I used to know... I think I worked with her back sometime ago but can't remember her name because of this disease I've got - called alkahimers

alkahimers by King Daddy February 6, 2008

Alchoheimers 

Alcohol related disease that causes loss of memory.

"I can't believe I forgot to go to work today."
"We closed the bar last night. It must be alchoheimers."

Alchoheimers by Shay-na July 29, 2009

alchzeimers 

The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.

"WTF did we get up to last night ? I totally have alchzeimers."

alchzeimers by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015

Alcheimers 

Drinking to the point of not remembering anything that happened while intoxicated. Synonym for blacking out. A combination of Alcohol and Alzheimers.

I don't remember doing that last night. I drank too much and got alcheimers.

Alcheimers by TheSolution03 October 7, 2010