A rarely used last name describing one who lies often telling completly incorrect stories. Also can describe someone with a large cunt. This term is generally derogative and you can use it in explaining how small someones penis is. An Albornoz also is generally of latin descent and enjoys yard work. All and all Albornozes are socially outcasts with little to do and even less to masturbate.
Damn son that kids albornoz sized penis is pequeno!(pequeno=small)
by Winston Betis March 05, 2008