Mikael Akerfeldt 

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.

'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'

Mikael Akerfeldt by Maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax September 30, 2008

alberted

being led on and pursued by someone who ends up bailing on you last minute

"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"

alberted by jewyhaystack November 6, 2017

Mikael Åkerfeldt

The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.

Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.

Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!

Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Man: *Dies violent death*

Mikael Åkerfeldt by DemonOfTheFall27 December 26, 2008

elberfeld 

A tiny town in southern Indiana which cannot have a population above 500 due to the fact that it consists of a shell station and Kiwanis park.

Dude, we're about to go into Elberfeld!
*blink* OH MAN I missed it...

elberfeld by boo!love March 9, 2009

ambernelda 

A very hot person, basically a God. he is very amazing. Very amazing

God = ambernelda

ambernelda by Eliyacht September 25, 2021

Aberfeldy 

a really annoying expression of joy or glee
or excitement or amazement
used randomly
and often
by jiiemms

Me: hey, i'm getting my tongue pierced!!
JiiEmm: ABERFELDY!
Me: STFU.
JiiEmm: hahahaha!!
Me: You are sooo annoying.
JiiEmm: Why?
Me: Because you keep saying Aberfeldy.
JiiEmm: People notice that?
Me: Yer, duhh
JiiEmm: ABERFELDY!
*5 people hit the JiiEmm with rocks*
JiiEmm: Ang.

Aberfeldy by KatnuttKATASTROPHE December 27, 2008