alaskgasm 

1. The feeling of release experienced while experiencing Alaska through the lens of reality TV.
2. The overall obsession of American pop culture with all things Alaskan (i.e. Deadliest Catch, Ice Road Truckers, Palin Family)

I had an alaskgasm watching Sarah Palin holding that moose by its giant rack.

I had multiple alaskgasms watching Bristol Palin dancing and shaking her giant rack.

Deadliest Catch gives me a cold, wet alaskgasm, followed by crabs.

alaskgasm by YourMommaWasaPolarBear April 29, 2011

AlaskaM00se 

moosie woosie da moosie boi yah yah yah da king da king da king
when he goes for a walk he will freee your cock and take your socks yah yah yah
HE IS DA BEST YT EVER!!!

yoo that alaskam00se guy is good as g he da best yt ever g

AlaskaM00se by Bigmanzarrari August 27, 2021

Zykch'afrhafie-chiuglafahahlenzem'alaskhaschie 

(Zik-cha-frah-fee-chy-glaf-awh-lens-som-awl-ask-has-chee)
Is when you can't stop reading

Doctor: I think your son has Zykch'afrhafie-chiuglafahahlenzem'alaskhaschie

Zykch'afrhafie-chiuglafahahlenzem'alaskhaschie by synthetic division June 21, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016