by Scott February 16, 2005
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by Digao October 11, 2009
A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!
After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!
by pipelayer24 July 6, 2013
by Afakename July 27, 2015
by Buters876 February 24, 2015
A FarmVille Alarm is the mental timer inside your head which invariably causes you to drop whatever you are doing and run to your computer so that you can harvest your latest batch of crops. This reaction is completely compulsory and beyond voluntary control.
Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!
by bennthewolfe October 2, 2009