Educated black son: "You killed him auntie, you killed junior because he couldn't figure out what the fuck you were saying...Its 'toys' auntie, 'toys.' You had the little guy trying to stuff his feet under the couch and then you went and killed him...no auntie, noooooo!"
Aunt Jamaica: *smacking her educated son in the head with a frying pan* "'cose I never keel im stoop, I aksed him to do sumpin'...an eee not dooot!"
Son: "I'm outta here auntie, you are taking me back to prehistoric Africa with your jibberish!!"
Then you wouldnt have to aks me,
Who the 'eck do I think I am.