Top Definition
Noun:
1. Of our relating to the penis.
2. Omnipotent demigod of mortals.
3. Keeper of the Octagon.
4. The most suave man you know.
Verb:
1. Massive amounts of sex with supermodels:
2. Taking a shit in your pants.
3. Brief memory lapses caused by drugs.
4. To receive a high dosage of novacaine in your face.
Adjective:
1. Relating to Penis Size.
2. Relating to Penis Girth.
3. Relating to the insertion of the penis.
4. Used to help describe any situation.
"I akirred that girl good."

"So I was shooting hoops with my penis friends, then BAM penis dunk. Yeah penis."
by Hot Pockets October 04, 2006

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