When a woman is eagerly awaiting at home for her mans love truncheon with a freshly greased up minge legs spread as far as the eye can see and the beef curtains fluttering gently in the breeze.
Oi Steve. I got in from work the other day there to find the missus up stairs legs spread like a yawning hippo I would say legs akimbo if I don’t know better. So naturally I double piked right into that wizards sleeve.
by Jambokeith85 January 25, 2020
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A body position in which the feet are kept together or close to one another while the knees bent and spread widely appart. Usually adopted while the person is sitting, reclining or lying on their back.

The pose is very sexually provocative and is often assumed naturally by women during intercourse or as a visual prompt to initiate sex.

The term is derived from 'akimbo' - a similar posture involving the arms - the hands are placed on ones hips with elbows bent and pointing outward, thus forming the same diamond shape.
I think she liked me; when I walked into the room she was lying on the bed with her legs akimbo, wearing nothing but a grin!
by Iona ;-) November 11, 2007
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A fucking sexy muscular black African man who raped a 500 pound male gorilla while it was still AWAKE
John: HOLY SHIT ITS AKIMBO OBWEBWE HIDE YO SHIT
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A take-off on the phrase "arms akimbo", meaning to give a visualization of someone bending the legs with the knees to the outside but with the feet together. Possibly first used in print by the cartoonist Johnny Hart in the cartoon B.C., where a character mentions a female nightclub dancer named Legs Akimbo. This is to indicate that her act is risqué, as her crotch would be exposed, or that she would dance in a wild fashion, with great abandon.
She was a sexy dancer, with a short skirt and her legs akimbo.
by rideswithscissors January 22, 2017
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When a girl and her friend both suck u up
Sally and I have Rick a akimbo blowjob
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To perform an action in a manner that is without regard for safety or precision. From Call of Duty.
Eric must have been super hungry, he went ranger akimbo on that pizza.
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A noob on Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 that over-uses the akimbo attachment on they're weapons.
Look at this kid, he's gotten me 3 times with those damn akimbo uzi's. What an Akimbo Slice.
by cezarslice March 21, 2010
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