Everquest Dark Elf necromancer, nondiscriminatory in his sexual preferences. Penchant for verbal abuse, obscene jokes, and sexual innuendo. Often found Feigned in a corner when things go horribly wrong.
Being able to offend Akrites is like the Devil telling "Dude, that's just wrong"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).