Dave: How was your date last night?
Jamal: MATE I didn't get any sleep!
Dave: LAD.
Jamal: Yeah, after I lit the pear candle and turned on R.Kelly she wouldn't leave me alone. I hit it so many times by the end I was running on empty. Straight airmaxing.
Jamal: MATE I didn't get any sleep!
Dave: LAD.
Jamal: Yeah, after I lit the pear candle and turned on R.Kelly she wouldn't leave me alone. I hit it so many times by the end I was running on empty. Straight airmaxing.
by jameskirkup January 23, 2013
by Drock Markert November 11, 2013
by Jharaille October 24, 2007
A very offensive stunt directed towards muslims. Apparently, if you cut up the shoe into exactly 28.5 pieces, soak them in alkaline solution exactly 3 parts unicorn juice and 19.01 parts car battery juice and bake each piece in a preheated oven at 600 degrees flipping 51 times half way, you will see symbols with resemblance to ‘obama is muslim’.
by Capt shr00m April 11, 2019