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airjaculation 

The act of creating a letter "o" in one hand while vigorously jerking it, in and out, to mimic the execution of a person yanking their penis while watching stashes of pornographic images. ie. during masturbation.

This motion could also be used to make fun of people who seem to fail at life constantly.
Person 1: *does an act of airjaculation*

Person 2: ...........Um, Why the hell did you do that?

Person 1: Because you're gay. *shakes head with disappointment*
airjaculation by Paddy O' Al July 30, 2009
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Assjaculation

1. explosive diarrhea that shoots in spurts and closely resembles the male orgasm
Brad: dude where were you last night?
Chaz: I was sitting on the toilet having a major assjaculation all night.. shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch
Assjaculation by MasterOfDBL October 5, 2011

Virjaculation 

When someone Ejaculates while they're a virgin.
"Hey i got turned down for losing my virginity so i just had to go for another Virjaculation."

Adjaculation 

Emission of adjectives from pens of copywriters.
Piyush Pandey appreciates Prasoon Joshi's copywriting skills as the latter seems to enjoy effortless adjaculation on paper.
Adjaculation by khyatijp December 17, 2021

Adjaculation 

A portmanteau of 'Adjective and Ejaculation'. This word means frequent emission or discharge of adjectives from the pens of advertising copywriters.
Piyush Pandey appreciates Prasoon Joshi's copywriting skills as the latter seems to enjoy effortless adjaculation on paper.
Adjaculation by khyatijp November 21, 2023

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026