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United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.
Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.
United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017
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spirit airlined 

Being tricked into a service that robs you, unknowingly signing on to something because you think it is a good deal only to find yourself penniless and hungry wishing you had chosen Delta.
Tyler: John I just got a truck off craigslist for $200
John: That's awesome, how does it run?
Tyler: It only came with the steering wheel.
John: Oh shit boy you just got spirit airlined!

That woman plays more tricks than a Spirit Airline's stewardess.
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United Airlines 

Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.
The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.
United Airlines by YaBoiKras April 10, 2017
Cofident,amazing,and smart!
You can trust in her in anything. You will be lucky to have her as a friend.She loves hearing music and shes cute and funny:-)She is how she is!
Agraly loves to eat icecream!
agraly by :-)(♡˙︶˙♡) March 14, 2017

airballism 

When someone airballs every single shot in basketball, he represents airballism
(An airball is when the basketball shot doesn't touch the rim)
Synonyms include Airballivity Airballness
A airballs a shot
B Wow, are you the official representative of airballism?
airballism by Halabtsi March 11, 2016
The name Aira is given to girls who are sweet and kind to others. She is very friendly and everyone adores her. She is astonishingly gorgous and kind-hearted. It is easy to make friends with her because she is so easy to get along with. Lots of people love her personality; she's also very funny and and put a smile on your face everyday. She can brighten up your day with ease just by saying hello. But watch out, it is hard to get her upset. She will always be positive no mater what. Everyone sees her as strikingly beautiful, smart, and humorous. A best friend to everyone she meets. 😇
Girl Aira
Aira by Logan42211 March 1, 2015
Drop dead gorgeous. A beautiful goddess, nice to everyone she meets, quick-witted , very funny and can always make you smile.
"Why are you so happy?"
"I was just with Airlia."
Airlia by hahaugh June 23, 2014