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Air hole in Sky Theory 

A theory that states that the stars/planets that we see in the night sky are in fact, air holes. Yes, air holes that can only be percieved in the night sky. During the day, these holes can't be seen due to massive amounts of fluorescent light; that is flooded over our massive sphere "earth". According to this theory, humanity are part of a massive experiment of some kind.
Dill: Have you heard about the Air Hole in Sky Theory?
Pickle: no tell me about it?...
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Jackson Hole Air Force 

The Jackson Hole Air Force is the name for a group of men who were ducking the rope and skiing outside the ski resort boundry at the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in the years prior to such activities becoming legal.

The movie, "Swift. Silent. Deep" follows the groups founding members with in-depth interviews and epic skiing footage.
The Jackson Hole Air Force is finally making a little money from their criminal skiing activity. God bless those bastards!

starring holes in the air 

Originally a German saying to express that you or somebody else is doing nothing at the moment, while looking to a permanent direction.
The student actually has to work on his exercises but is doing nothing. The teacher tells him not to stare holes in the air.

While sitting on the toilet I'm starring holes in the air.
To stab someone, usually with a shank. Also called "A-hole"
"I'm gonna airhole that guard on Block D"
airhole by Ross Purvis August 14, 2003

airholed 

To kill someone. Used frequently in the HBO prison drama "Oz"
I want that guy airholed.
airholed by Domino June 20, 2006
Usually done in prison with a sharp object, to kill someone by puncturing them with many holes.
Airhole: Tommy went into protective custody in prison after he snitched, he would've gotten airholed in gen pop within five minutes otherwise.
Airhole by thehateman October 31, 2009
Euphemism for asshole, frequently used by conservative talk show host Dick Farrel on WPBR talk radio in West Palm Beach, Florida. Also used at times in South Florida Radio News with credit to Farrel.
Those moveon.org people are real airholes.
airhole by David Citron August 3, 2005