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When the air is dry 

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.
Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."
The act of remaining naked after a shower/bath and drying off naturally, facilitated by being naked.
im airdrying right now. i got outta the shower and dried off with a a towel a little bit and before i put my clothes on, im just gonna chill out in the nude for a bit until im totally dry.
airdrying by Zaph69 July 22, 2006

airdrying dishes 

A great way to skimp out on washing/drying/putting away the dishes.
Mom: Carrie, do the dishes!

Carrie: Okay, Mom!
(Carrie washes and rinses the dishes and leaves them out to dry)
Mom: Why are these dishes still sitting here?
Carrie: I washed and rinsed them, and I am now airdrying dishes.
Mom: Okay, thank you. I will put them away.
airdrying dishes by SPPDFLFS February 25, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008