| 1. | One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit | ||
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force. Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's! Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess! |
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| 2. | One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit | ||
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force. Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's! Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess! |
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| 3. | bandit | ||
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In Military/Air Force terms, an identified radar contact that is confirmed to be hostile to the pilot. "Bandits have entered operation airspace. Intercept and destroy."
"Bandits down!!" |
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| 4. | shit house bandit | ||
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Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms. They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.
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| 5. | Tallyho | ||
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This word was traditionally brought into use in foxhunting, it was used when one person from the hunt saw a fox, and he would shout this word to indicate to the others in the hunt that a fox had been spotted. It then came into use in World War II when pilots of the Royal Air Force saw enemy aircraft. Air Traffic Control: Bandits, to the south east, around 5 mile range.
Pilot: Tallyho old chap! |
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| 6. | Fuckjawa | ||
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From the Imperial: "Fucking Jawas."
A person of profound mental retardation whose speech patterns can be likened to that of Lucas' most inspired creation, the Jawa. The term is generally reserved for those whose ambitions bely the fact that they are talentless, poorly spoken, grammatically challenged air-bandits. "The reason you didn't get a role in this particular piece of staged performance is frankly because you are a fuckjawa. Next."
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| 7. | hetrophobe | ||
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a homosexual who partakes in acts of discrimination against people of other sexual orientations, usually a person who displays an extreme air of homosexuality. Most often their acts present the characteristics of hatred and/or fear Guido is a hetrophobe.
That couple over there are being harrased by a gang of hetrophobes. You are so gay, I'm beginning to think that you are a hetrophobe |
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