An adult man obsessed with video games. He thinks of video games while doing other activites, such as sitting in class, working and having sex. He searches internet for gaming pages, has subscribtions to gaming mags and is on gaming web page mailing list.
He is totally armenized, he would rather playvideo games then spend time with his girlfriend.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).