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Agrophonebia 

The 21st century neurosis about going anyhere without a cellular telephone. Particularly prevalent in the under 40's.
Guy A:I can't go out without my phone, what if someone texts me?

Guy B:Dude - you have got mad agrophonebia.
Agrophonebia by Paulsinhis30's April 6, 2009

agrophobia

1. The fear of knowing where your food comes from. This includes both plants and animals, the growing or feeding process, the chemical usage in the food industry, and the harvesting or slaughtering process.

2. An attitude of 'ignorance is bliss' about how your food is grown, injected, fed, slaughtered, or packaged.

3. The fact that people think hunting is savage or uncivilized (absurd), especially those that are omnivores or carnivores.
You have agrophobia. You need to visit a farm.
agrophobia by Calcutta January 4, 2011

Musico-agorophobic 

A peculiar condition of most classical musicians typified by fear and loathing among their many admirers.
Rachel just finished the concerto and is hiding in the green room. How musico-agorophobic!!!
Musico-agorophobic by Debrouillard September 30, 2011

agrophagous 

eating soil; geophagous.
He has a bizarre taste. He is, in fact, agrophagous.
agrophagous by uttam maharjan August 2, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026