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avrilation 

The beauty of avrilation is that something can be continually created from nothing.
It's a marketing theory that runs against every law of physics that anybody knows, but it works because of the other law that states "there's a sucker born every minute".

The theory states that:
There is always someone who will hand over good money for a product that is worthless, even if it is created from another product that is worthless. In the process, those involved will be provided with real money that allows them to gather a very nice lifestyle and some things that are probably not schlock, thank you very much.

The product can be anything - a singer, a perfume, a keychain, item of jewelry, etc. - but is always schlock with no value in and of itself.

The marketing is always accompanied with at least one example of a lack of integrity that the victims will never see.

The term is derived from the marketing of Avril Lavigne that continued with her own marketing of herself to promote products that are associated with her for marketing purposes, etc etc etc.
Miley Cyrus would be nothing if it wasn't for avrilation.

Avrilation makes the world go round. Unless you're real.
avrilation by fronkzippo June 13, 2010

Sleep Aprivation

The state of one falling asleep in the matter of seconds
Darren fell asleep in the middle of a conversation because of his sleep aprivation.

Activation Energy 

The energy that must be overcome for a chemical reaction to occur
Before a catalyst/enzyme/substrate can speed up a chemical reaction, it must use Activation Energy
Activation Energy by Aznargo September 24, 2009

Agitation 

n. The state of being irritated, frustrated, annoyed, or moody.
Being continuously bothered by someone who asks blatantly obvious questions which they should know the answer to is agitation
Agitation by Godofgamers October 10, 2008

aggravation 

1.an exasperated feeling of annoyance
2.unfriendly behavior that causes anger or resentment
she couldn't think of a sentence for aggravation :D
aggravation by _Sam_ June 16, 2005

Lagrivation 

noun
1.
an increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server.
I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night on the XBOX360 and the other teams connections were so bad i began to get Lagrivated.

You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned by those fucking noobs and their shitty slow connections!
Lagrivation by RichardSlinger February 25, 2010