Shits aggressively 

The act of shitting aggressively.

Guy number 1: Oh hey!

Guy number 2: *shits aggressively*
Guy number 1: wtf

Shits aggressively by Not a big boy February 2, 2021

aggressively average 

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular

Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."

aggressively average by boredandhorny December 29, 2016

Aggressively Heterosexual 

When someone is so heterosexual that it seems to have its own aura. You know that they’re heterosexual simply by looking at them and it is so invasive and aggressive you can’t ignore it.

e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.

David: Look at that guy over there.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.

Aggressively Heterosexual by Bitch Chigga March 25, 2020

agressive rainbow queef

The act of preforming a queef powerful enough to create a physical rainbow cloud from your vagina.

Steve: I won't go unicorn deep in a girl ever again
Tod: Why's that Steve?
Steve: Last time I did, it hurt her so much she had an agressive rainbow queef
Tod: Nasty!

agressive rainbow queef by Rybuscle December 27, 2014

Agressive studying 

When you study for an exam, but with your mean face on, so that people know you're being agressive about it.

Have you studied for the anatomy final yet?
My man, not only. I went full agressive studying about that.

Agressive studying by ToldYaIllMakeItAThing January 2, 2020

Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs 

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"

Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs

Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs by B_Rayne November 6, 2010

aggressively passive 

When someone goes out of their way to be passive about things, or to just not be involved. Often, getting involved wouldn't inconvenience them, but they just don't care about that. They want to ignore it and be on their way.

John: That person was calling out for help, and you ignored him.

Jill: Yep.

John: But why?

Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.

aggressively passive by zeekwolfrunner October 10, 2009