The most chill animal in the fucking universe. All they do is eat nuts all day and shit seeds that grow trees with more nuts for these fuckers to suck down (no homo). they kinda look like a rat with a coat of jimmy neutron hair. I personally, am a long time member of the "Agouti Gang" and take my ancient agouti customs very seriously so plz no hate.
Agouti uncultured swine: Damn bro! that a rat?
Me and my agouti gang: naw tf bitch ass? better get outa here before we eat ya nuts for disrespecting the holy agouti! RAWR!
Agouti uncultured swine: SHIT! I better get outa here quick! this went 0-100 faster than an agouti can run blindfolded with its nipples missing!
Me and my agouti gang: naw tf bitch ass? better get outa here before we eat ya nuts for disrespecting the holy agouti! RAWR!
Agouti uncultured swine: SHIT! I better get outa here quick! this went 0-100 faster than an agouti can run blindfolded with its nipples missing!
by AgoutiGod69 December 6, 2018
Pronounced 'A-goot-ee'.
A non-obvious term to describe people from non-educated and/or rough backgrounds in the UK. To be used as an alternative to 'Chav' or 'Scum', influenced by the technical definition of the word, a weird looking rodent.
A non-obvious term to describe people from non-educated and/or rough backgrounds in the UK. To be used as an alternative to 'Chav' or 'Scum', influenced by the technical definition of the word, a weird looking rodent.
Boy 1: Uh, look at him, he's well rough - let's stay clear of him.
Girl 1: For sure, wouldn't want to engage with any Agouti's now would we?!
Girl 1: For sure, wouldn't want to engage with any Agouti's now would we?!
by The One and Only Count October 1, 2018
A term/expression, supposedly of Caribbean origin, to describe the following gesture: when a sexual partner lying prone (face down) cocks his/her head to look back over his/her shoulder at the partner behind. The expression on the face of the party looking back should roughly indicate: "Oooh, Daddy, I like that." Agoutis are squirrel-like rodents without tails that make a similar gesture due to their anatomy.
I was hitting that booty from the back like a champ when she gave me an Agouti Lookback. Damn, that was hot.
by D-$ (A.K.A. D'Monet) April 9, 2009
A quick snap of the neck to the back while pressing your hands against a wall and wining (gyrating the body and dancing in a vulagar manner). This technique is used to survey the surroundings and make sure the "angry and jealous" boyfriend does not see.
by Hefone October 29, 2006