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agorist.chris or leftie23 or Chris is a male man who makes tiktoks usually by himself. He’s covered many topics like politics stuff and how to shave; Chris is like a dad because he had sex with your mom. Chris is also funny like when he made that joke. He also got banned for being too attractive and too poggers
Dan: Chris how do you do what you do
agorist.chris: by doing it

Dan: wow
agorist.chris by Surlaw cipe October 7, 2020
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Self Employed Agorist 

A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.
Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?
Self Employed Agorist by SloanDome September 25, 2019

The Agonist 

a Canadian melodic death metal / metalcore band from Montreal. The Agonist consists of vocalist Alissa White-Gluz, guitarist Danny Marino, bassist Chris Kells, drummer Simon McKay. They are known primarily for Alissa White-Gluz's ability to use both clean vocals and metal growls and Danny Marino's use of two or more intersecting melodies and unorthodox chords often featuring wide intervals and octave displacements. Songs' themes often revolve around moral concerns such as animal rights, societal dilemmas, and the state of the world.
The Agonist is a badass band from Montreal.
The Agonist by ThePhizzzzz May 7, 2010
Agorism is a libertarian social philosophy that advocates creating a society in which all relations between people are voluntary exchanges by means of counter-economics, thus engaging with aspects of peaceful revolution. It's basically telling the State to stay out of your life.
- Ayeee, is Agorism Libertarian or what?

- Sorta, but it goes like this -- Agorism is a left-libertarian political philosophy that advocates the goal of bringing about a society in which all relations between people are voluntary exchanges by means of counter-economics.

- So wut, like.. they're anarchists against the current model of economy and State oppression? This sounds like a counter mf'n economy and a kick in the ass to the State!

- Yeh b, the counter-economy includes the free market, the black market, the "underground economy," all acts of civil and social disobedience, all acts of forbidden association (sexual, racial, cross-religious), and anything else the state, at any place or time, chooses to prohibit, control, regulate, tax, or tariff.

- Dayuum, so that's why some people are pro Bitcoin and other crypto-shizzle, they just want the state government out of their business!

- There's more to it, but yes, that's it.
Agorism by Pickin Dim September 9, 2018
Agorism is a libertarian social philosophy that advocates creating a society in which all relations between people are voluntary exchanges by means of counter-economics, thus engaging in a manner with aspects of peaceful revolution.

The Counter-Economy is the sum of all non-aggressive Human Action which is forbidden by the State. The Counter-Economy includes the free market, the Black Market, the “underground economy,” all acts of civil and social disobedience, all acts of forbidden association (sexual, racial, cross-religious), and anything else the State, at any place or time, chooses to prohibit, control, regulate, tax, or tariff. The Counter-Economy excludes all State-approved action (the “White Market”) and the Red Market (violence and theft not approved by the State)

"The goal of agorism is the agora. The society of the open marketplace as near to untainted by theft, assault, and fraud as can be humanly attained is as close to a free society as can be achieved. And a free society is the only one in which each and every one of us can satisfy his or her subjective values without crushing others’ values by violence and coercion.”

— Samuel Edward Konkin III
"Anarcho-communism is the only true form of anarchy. Sieze the means of production for the working class"
"Lol Agorism > your stupid bullshit alibi"

Agorism is the peaceful revolution, starve the Beast!
Agorism by fryskungen June 18, 2017
A fucker who sleep's underneath a bridge, He's like one of those dishonest car salesmen, and typically cannot run a anything properly, Atorist's are often also known to be rude, they cannot think about themselves or other's, and are typically found running around inside Rolimons
Bro, Did you see that Atorist underneath that bridge.
Yeah, I just ignore them when I pass by.
Atorist by 󠀀 March 8, 2019
The almost orgasmic feeling you get contributing to counter-culture knowing that you're improving the world for the better - surreptitiously.
Todd paid for services in bitcoin, which gave him an agorismic feeling.
agorismic by Stygian Kendall November 20, 2013