a word that is often use as an excuse for a situation, esp. a difficult one.
Agon 'bout that, didn't know you were waitin'.
1. A guy (or girl) who sleeps with random women and their mothers (simultaneously). An agon often gets called back to the womans house several times, owing to his/her ability to sustain an erection long enough to staisfy both women
2. What you call a man that loves pot and turd and smoking deer antlers
3. A coat rack
1. Sam: "Kevin's such an agon. Last week he got with his ex and her mum.. at the same time!"
Jase: "I wish I was a agon!"
Sam: "Me too."
2. I love smoking pot and deer antlers while on the can
3. Just chuck your coats onto my agon biatches
to cause or be in extreme pain or agony; to hurt
My shoulder agons every time I try to write.
Molly agoned to much after Dave left her last week.