well its obvious more girls from ais go on this website than boys from haverford and girls from baldwin.. cause the only ppl who write good stuff about ais are the grls that go to ais.. they write bad things about baldwin and haverford (both better schools then them) they are the sister school to baldwin and haverford well ais is the evil worst sister ever cause all they do is make fun of people and make ppl feel like runing into walls.
by ford08 April 28, 2005
by Kyle March 22, 2005
Along with the Haverford School and the Baldwin School, one of three private secondary schools in the Main Line area. Like the Haverford School and the Baldwin School, is filled with preppy, obnoxious idiots who will live out their entire lives on daddy's trust-fund. Also like the Haverford School and the Baldwin school, are secretly terrified of public schools like Haverford High and Upper Darby, because they've heard black people go there and not everyone owns Gucci.
Agnes Irwin won't fuck you up as much as Catholic school, but that's not saying much.
by Black Thought September 29, 2006
They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.
by anonymous February 27, 2005
everyone needs to shut up and get lives. an agnes irwin girl is just like any other girl and you all should honestly eat shit (:
by smellmypits June 26, 2009
The Agnes Irwin School, otherwise known as AIS or Irwin's to its students or others on The Main Line, is a great school for girls and is not what everyone makes it up to be. I know first-hand what Agnes Irwin is really like because I have been attending this school for 9 years. Irwin's is not filled with all of the "snobby, stuck-up, rich sluts" like others say. Although people with lots of money and luxuries attend, it does not make them stuck-up and there are still are a fair amount of students who attend Agnes Irwin on full paid scholarships. Other schools around Agnes Irwin include: The Haverford School, The Baldwin School, Episcopal Academy, and The Shipley School. Agnes Irwin really has a great group of girls.
Wow, those girls who attend The Agnes Irwin School are so cool! Not like any of that bullshit i read on UrbanDictionary.
by I Attend AIS January 29, 2008
A private all-girls school on the Main Line which breeds eating disorders and low self-esteem. About 6 or 7 percent of women in the United States suffer from an eating disorder, but about 40 percent of Agnes Irwin girls think they're too fat and need to lose weight before J. Crew's new spring line comes out and will result to spending lunch in the library or sneaking off to the secret bathroom next to the theater to vom.
Every other high school in America may have the average slacker/burnout population, but at Agnes Irwin the biggest slacker is someone who doesn't get 9 copies of APUSH notes before the test - which Wigs will almost invariably score an A-/B+ - a tragedy to Irwins' girls. But these high-strung, uptight, and might I add hungry young women know how to get down on the weekends. You might spot an Irwin's girl getting her grind on at a Haverford mixer, swilling at a house party (most likely held at a mansion where the parents have jetted out of town for the weekend), or blowing lines in a bathroom stall at Shampoo. Well, I guess you wouldn't see her blowing lines, but trust me she is. Overall a prestigious academic institution instilling in its students a weird obsession with grades, being thin, and knowing the most boys.
Every other high school in America may have the average slacker/burnout population, but at Agnes Irwin the biggest slacker is someone who doesn't get 9 copies of APUSH notes before the test - which Wigs will almost invariably score an A-/B+ - a tragedy to Irwins' girls. But these high-strung, uptight, and might I add hungry young women know how to get down on the weekends. You might spot an Irwin's girl getting her grind on at a Haverford mixer, swilling at a house party (most likely held at a mansion where the parents have jetted out of town for the weekend), or blowing lines in a bathroom stall at Shampoo. Well, I guess you wouldn't see her blowing lines, but trust me she is. Overall a prestigious academic institution instilling in its students a weird obsession with grades, being thin, and knowing the most boys.
by truthhurts26 August 4, 2008