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afternines 

In north carolina, and probably other states, your afternines is the license you get after having a license with a 5am-9pm driving curfew for 6 months...if you're under 18, you have to have the curfewed license before you can get your afternines...the 6 months prior to getting your afternines feel like the longest 6 months of your life
Erica: watch catch a movie tonight?
Joe: I can't...I still don't have my afternines...so it would have to be before 9
Erica: that sucks
Joe: ikr
afternines by jtl94 July 1, 2011
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Afterning 

The time where americans are awake in the morning and britain is in the afternoon
"it's 8:00am here so Good afterning Amercians and Brits"
Afterning by Victory Screech June 8, 2020
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Afterning 

Another word for 12:00pm as technically its afternoon but only just…
Good Afterning”
Afterning by Norchi and Souja April 7, 2022

Afterning 

Afterning - the time between afternoon and evening usually around 2-5 o'clock.
Joe - "when should I meet you?"
Kate - "how about this afterning?"
Afterning by WordG3n3rator July 24, 2015

Afterness 

Some made up fuckshit word only people with severe stupidity that have some fuckshit name like Alisha would say
"it's like that afterness. The sound after you say it yk?" -some idiot

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026