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AFJ literally meaning "April Fools Joke" can spice up the proverbial AIM or TEXT conversation in place of a JK (just kidding) or TWAJ (that was a joke). This can be used even when it isn't april
Susey: I totally like that dress Jenny, AFJ!

Max: I just killed my entire family with a knife, AFJ
AFJ by Cat Stevenson August 10, 2009
Away From 'Jeffn' (or another person whose name starts with a J.
If you know a person whose name starts with a J and you dislike this person, you can use AFJ to refer to other friends you don't want to spend time with this person.
AFJ by Mr. Abbre March 14, 2010

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when ur so bored uve tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm all the way to qetuowryipadgjlsfhkzcbmxvn but u still havent found the meaning of existence.
(Name) had become so unbelievably bored at school that he went as far as to type:qrupwtieyoafj;sgk'dhl#\cn.zvm/xb,cn.
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AFJROTC is a high school elective class. It is a branch of the original ROTC program for college students founded by LTC Edgar Steevers, just the Air Force junior version. In this class, students learn leadership, the value of teamwork, and how to be a better citizen, among other skills, including drill, and physical fitness on many occasions. Also, since this is the Air Force version, students are also learned in aviation history and the technology behind it. And for farther advanced cadets, astrology is also a part of the ciriculum. It is offered as a four-year class, available from ninth grade on up. Many students enjoy AFJROTC, or any branch of JROTC, such as AJROTC army version. For those of you that chose to ridicule the class for being "lame, gay, retarded" etc., youd best be watching what you say, else we resort to send scores of fighter jets after you. ;););)
Myself, being a cadet in AFJROTC, have had many experiences, great ones, in this class. i thoroughly enjoy it, and am planning to return to it. Again, for those of you who chose to make fun of it, i would keep my mouth shut if i were you, we fight back.
AFJROTC by stlaiyplkonrot February 4, 2009

AFJROTC Kids in St.Martin high

First of all if you actually are in this program you can disrespectfully STFU. Literally full of a bunch of kiss asses that literally have no life and trying to find something you might be able to call a friend. if you generally get offended by this you lick your moms tits and if you are in AFJROTC than you have a great future of being a child molester or the NBA(no bitches association or the MVP (the most virgin person)). There's only a very few people that I've met that aren't total ass wipes and poor excuses of a functioning human being that can go one sentence without talking about this absolute abomination of a class. I can make a whole list of people that need to leave the proximity but I don't want the wanna be national guard on my ass.
AFJROTC Kids in St.Martin high only have there dick in there mom and that was during birth.

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The act of not having a social life.
"hi, how are yo...."

"nope"

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