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ben affleck 

Batman. The caped crusader of the DCEU, since 2013, plays a 20+ year experienced dark knight and without a doubt the strongest batman EVER seen onscreen.

though initially left in 2019 before his supposed solo movie finished development, has returned for the flash movie (which keeps getting DELAYED dammit!) and aquaman 2, don’t forget he also returned for the snyder cut reshoots. So everytime ben affleck quits as Batman it’s usually not for long lol

Ben affleck is the best bruce wayne/batman, easily resembles the same one from the comics and the animated series.

If Arkham Batman was ever adapted on film it’s definitely batfleck
Ben affleck is the perfect batman

Batman IS Ben affleck

There is no dceu without ben affleck

Batfleck is the name for Ben affleck as Batman
ben affleck by Warheadpaysme August 31, 2022

quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.
Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"
quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) 

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.
Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

Yung lean affect 

Hating a song at first, but bumping it 24/7 a week later
Guy 1: Dude I fucking hate that new yung lean song
Guy 2: Don't worry, the yung lean affect will kick in and you'll love it
Guy 1: Oh maybe you're right
Yung lean affect by WillyCubed August 18, 2016

after work job 

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.
after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014