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Affluentive Action 

the act of accepting otherwise unqualified applicants to colleges and universities through bribery of the applicants wealthy parent(s). A play on affirmative action.
With such mediocre grades in high school, Lori's daughter relied on her mother's affluentive action to secure a spot at USC.
Affluentive Action by euduzbro March 13, 2019

effluentially challenged 

one who doesn't care much for sex because of the discharge/s of bodily fluids (usually females!)
when john 'spunked down' and lisa saw spunk on the bed, he, thought he was going to be 'de-balled', she was effluentially challenged!!

sharon appeared less than enthusiastic about the 'mess' that remained after their 'work-out, effluentially challenged being that she was!!

judy about gagged when john spunked! she was extremely effluentially challenged!

effluentializations 

a leader of a group, that the other people look up to and follow.
my friend is one of many effluentializations because he is the leader of our group

Effluential 

Gaining acceptance of a plan or idea presented with no opposition from others while possessing offensive poo smell.
" I tell you, Louise- I had a much better to Jack's idea for the company but I gave up- I just couldn't stay in the same room as him as I think he must have shit his pants!"

" Yep, he did it again- he is just too effluential that way"
Effluential by the Great Iloo August 24, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004