the act of accepting otherwise unqualified applicants to colleges and universities through bribery of the applicants wealthy parent(s). A play on affirmative action.
With such mediocre grades in high school, Lori's daughter relied on her mother's affluentive action to secure a spot at USC.
Gaining acceptance of a plan or idea presented with no opposition from others while possessing offensive poo smell.
" I tell you, Louise- I had a much better to Jack's idea for the company but I gave up- I just couldn't stay in the same room as him as I think he must have shit his pants!"
" Yep, he did it again- he is just too effluential that way"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"