affinititis 

Affinititis is caused by working at affinitas for long amounts of time. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Violent temper, insomnia, paranoia, chain smoking and the shouting of loud strange noises possibly leading to Tourette's syndrome and/or OCD. Occasionaly but rare, symptoms might include the throwing of things onto other coworkers and/or the breaking of glass.

"This 10 hour shift gave me affinititis"
"NASCAR!!! WWWWEEEEERRRRRRRR... TURN LEFT!!!"

affinititis by scotch_taped October 2, 2006

Affirmititis 

Affirmititis is the intellectual affliction whereby one rationalizes, supports, appeases and defends things and actions traditionally held out to be illogical, damaging, destructive, or wrong.

The affirmititis afflicted teacher supported her students’ cheating during their exam.

Affirmititis by ka the wordsmythe April 9, 2022