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Not a Father's Day 

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.
Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!

he was like a father to me, i loved him like my so 

the death of a beloved minecraft pet
"Noo!!, He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son."

Definetly Has A Father 69

Definitely has a father and is DEFINITELY not the very handsome Cosmic Animates.
Person: SO your telling me that Definetly Has A Father 69 is not Cosmic Animates?
Dude: He Definitely is not.

Not a father's day 

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"
First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!
the act of being apart but still together.
Mary-Jane says: Omg are those two still together? I thought they broke up?
Rudberth says: Yes they are broken up but they still hang out together...they're APATHER
Apather by eduardscissorhands January 26, 2010

Apatherealistic 

The thought, belief or religious ideal that one’s own actions and the actions of others do not make any difference in the course of eternity.
Once Joe started believing in the Apatherealistic set of ideals, a calm came over him knowing that, in the grand scheme of life and eternity, it doesn’t really matter if he lands that job or not.
Apatherealistic by Joe Dung May 9, 2012