Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.
Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!
A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"
First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!
Mary-Jane says: Omg are those two still together? I thought they broke up?
Rudberth says: Yes they are broken up but they still hang out together...they're APATHER
The thought, belief or religious ideal that one’s own actions and the actions of others do not make any difference in the course of eternity.
Once Joe started believing in the Apatherealistic set of ideals, a calm came over him knowing that, in the grand scheme of life and eternity, it doesn’t really matter if he lands that job or not.