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advicehole 

Advicehole is the person who continually asks for your advice, but does not do anything WITH that advice except use it as a hook to continue a running conversation that is all about their problems. These people are not your friends because they offer much less than they give. You may find that these people are generally fickle. They will talk behind your back. Don't harbor any illusions.
I have a "friend" who keeps doing stupid things like getting drunk and stealing a purse (then coming to me to help dispose of the evidence). She got so drunk at an office party that she lost her dream job (then I have to do her resume). I'm not so much a friend as a resource.

This girl is the biggest advicehole I've ever met. She calls me when shit goes wrong because I fix it. But she never changes her ways based on my advice.
advicehole by Dougie Fitz November 19, 2013
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Advice Dog 

The head of a golden retriever on a rainbow background that gives advice to people.
"Rape the blind violently and brutally" -Advice Dog
Advice Dog by tatatyler June 25, 2008

advicido 

An avocado with hot dog water in it
I put advicido juice in my hotdog bun
advicido by GlizzyGary420 June 4, 2023

Advicefag 

A person thinking he's an expert on a subject and giving advice on something he really knows very little about.
I think you should probably do... ( Something the advicefag knows nothing about )
Advicefag by haHAACringe October 9, 2017

advicido 

An avocado with hotdog water in it
I put a crushed advicido in my hotdog bun
advicido by GlizzyGary420 June 4, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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