The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..
My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.
by carlsbad carlyfornia December 14, 2013
The superior level of comfort, pleasure, and relaxation one feels when making a bowel movement in the privacy of one's own bathroom as opposed to a public restroom or bathroom at another person's house.
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"Dude, that restaurant serves a mean breakfast burrito, but it goes right through you. I had to poo so bad I almost lost it in my pants. The bathroom there was totally nasty so I held out for home court advantage. The drive home sucked, but it was definitely worth it."
by Dizzy Bizz June 25, 2007
When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.
by Enderman51 July 16, 2019
The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).
Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."
Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."
Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."
by Paylardo November 20, 2009
When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.
He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.
by ygbyhb January 29, 2021
In hockey(the best sport ever) when the oponent has two players in the penalty box they call the term two man advantage(for the other team of course)
by Canadianhockeydude May 10, 2003
The natural advantage that one female will have if they are... in the act with another female. This comes from "knowing the turf" better than most guys.
Martha: I hooked up with Cindy last night at Paco's party.
Mary: How was it?
Martha: Wicked Awesome. She knew exactly what buttons to press.
Mary: Ah, yes, The Home Court Advantage.
Mary: How was it?
Martha: Wicked Awesome. She knew exactly what buttons to press.
Mary: Ah, yes, The Home Court Advantage.
by BThomps August 3, 2005