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adult nap 

the act of falling asleep while giving someone a hand job

or

another way of referring to sexual intercourse
"Yesterday after lunch I took an adult nap with my girlfriend and made it halfway to 3rd base."

or

"Honey, let's go take an adult nap before I pick the kids up from school."
adult nap by Lazy Meat March 17, 2010

adult nap 

When you go home and pass out after drinking all day so you can go out and drink all night.
"Are you going out tonight?"
"Yeah, but I'm pretty drunk from day drinking so I'm going to take an adult nap first."
adult nap by Fujifilm21 July 1, 2012

adultnapped 

When an adult gets "kidnapped".

@One_ofme
Jameson's wife was out gardening and was taken by 2 men. Jameson went to the police station to report it and told the cop my wife was adultnapped.

adultnap 

Similar to kidnap, it is the abduction of adults.
"I totally adultnapped my boss the other day, trying to get him to raise my wages."
adultnap by boltfyre March 17, 2008

adultnapped 

adultnapped is when a adult gets “kidnapped”, but because they ain’t kids it’s not called adultnapped
my mother just got adultnapped not kidnapped
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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