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Apponishing
Amalgamation of apparent and astonishing. Philosophical, and/or obvious, depending on interpretation.
"My parents are turning 50 this year."
"Some day we will be 50 years old too."
"Woah that was a really apponishing statement."
"Some day we will be 50 years old too."
"Woah that was a really apponishing statement."
Apponishing by ScaryHairyGary October 2, 2018
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Armofishing
Armofishing is when someone (who is typically white / Western European) tries to appear Armenian, Middle Eastern or SWANA. This is done by getting filler and plastic surgery to achieve a specific look including almond-shaped eyes, thicker eyebrows, olive-toned skin, etc.
This concept is similar to Blackfishing and gayfishing, however these individuals do not try to look Black but simply want to look more "ethnic" in terms of their face and body.
Examples of this include Megan Fox, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner, etc.
This concept is similar to Blackfishing and gayfishing, however these individuals do not try to look Black but simply want to look more "ethnic" in terms of their face and body.
Examples of this include Megan Fox, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner, etc.
Kylie Jenner is only pretty because she is Armofishing! She looked extremely pale and PLAIN before all of the plastic surgery she got.
Armofishing by ara_eek May 19, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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