Jew Acrobatics 

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

Jew Acrobatics by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 27, 2009

mental acrobatics 

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

mental acrobatics by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019

Vehicle Acrobatics 

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.

Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

Vehicle Acrobatics by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

Jew Acrobatics 

n. the act of a non-athletic jew suddenly gaining acrobatic-like abilities in any sports game

Pons: Dayaaamm, nice shot Jew!
Gibby: Got mah Jew Acrobatics!

Jew Acrobatics by Szechuan August 14, 2008

jangly acrobatics "JA" 

Performing oral sex while hanging your head off the end of the bed or table.

Jangly acrobatics "ja" is laying on the bed with your head hanging off, with a penis in your mouth.

"JA" for short.

jangly acrobatics "JA" by Karla Myer September 21, 2007

tongue acrobatics 

Another word for a french-kissing session, mostly commonly used if the session was long and intense.

Bob: So Jim, what did you do this weekend?
Jim: Well, Sarah and I had some tongue acrobatics going on on Sunday!

tongue acrobatics by Sombrerozzz December 23, 2015

Car Acrobatics 

When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.

Why did you park your car like that!? Now i’ll have to do some Car Acrobatics.

Car Acrobatics by Confetti_fun November 19, 2018