by alex gooding January 06, 2006
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by The Inmate July 11, 2008
by Supermatt February 25, 2006
I'm stuck with an 8AM Friday class. It's a total ace deuce.
You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.
The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.
You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.
The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.
by Kate P February 16, 2006
Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.
Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."
by porneggs August 31, 2005
A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.
Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."
by Mooglytonkers November 20, 2019