across the street hot 

Someone who looks good from across the street but is butt-ugly upon taking a closer look. Common with drug users and ugly people.

me: Damn look at her!

you: forget about it man, she's across the street hot - I was just over there.

across the street hot by sneekix November 24, 2006

That Gay Guy Across The Street

He’s staring at me through my window...

That Gay Guy Across The Street

That Gay Guy Across The Street by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

up the highway not across the street 

a form of suicide....cutting your wrists, the correct way to cut is up the arm, rather than across the wrist. UP the highway, up the wrist, ACROSS the street, across the wrist

if you want a good suicide result, go up the highway not across the street

up the highway not across the street by iwentbothways June 1, 2006

Across the street 

Also known as when someone(emo) cuts themselves across the wrist.
Emo kids usually do it because they want to die, but truthfully that is not a very productive way to do it.

This is where the term "Down the road, not across the street." (also variated with alley and stream/river) originated.

Cutting yourself across the street will just be painful. Chances are it won't kill you, unless you're a hemophiliac. You can still do it if you are emo enough to prove you're hardcore.

When will they learn!? Cutting across the street does nothing! Down the road, all the way!

Across the street by Wolfin_ May 18, 2006

Amado across the street 

The type of guy you would pay $20 to Shit on your Car.

I payed "Amado across the street" to shit on your car.

Amado across the street by DankMaker March 1, 2019

Across the street 

When you slit your wrists across the wrist often called a cry for help or attention seeking etc

See down the road

Remember emo kids its down the road not across the street

Across the street by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

Guy Across The Street 

To be the 'Guy Across The Street' you have to be the total opposite of the 'Guy Next Door'.

More of a bad boy, leather jacket and all. Also known as a 'Player'. Guys Next Door like to take advantage of girls and enjoy sex.

They don't usually get into relationships. They also tend to get drunk at parties and start fights. You find a lot of Guys Across The Street falling in love with the innocent good girls in romance novels.

These are not the kinds of guys you would generally take home to your parents unless you really want to piss them off.

Many girls tend to think they can change a Guy Across The Street and they usually just end up heart broken or become a single teen mom.

The total opposite of what Aaron Tviet looks like in a lot of his pictures.

Girl 1: Wow, that guy looks mighty fine!
Girl 2: Too bad he is a total Guy Across The Street.
Girl 1: So? I'm still going for him. Maybe I can change him.

Guy Across The Street by BecauseIWantTo August 17, 2011